“Hexes for the Modern Age: Contemporary Curses for the People Who Irritate You the Most” by Val Brains

"Inspired by witches’ curses of the past, Hexes for the Modern Age is an irreverent collection of 120 spells perfectly calibrated to terrorize the smartphone-obsessed, overworked, hipster-drenched denizens of these trying times.

With this delightfully wicked book you’ll learn how to cast spells like:
“May you start turning into your parents way earlier than you expected.”
“May all the cords to your electronics become entangled in a massive death coil.”
“May a full-size parking space that appears to be open actually be taken up by a tiny Vespa scooter.”
“May you always have 3 percent phone battery when you have no idea where you’re going.”
And many, many more!

Organized by categories including love, work, roommates, traffic, pets, weddings, and others―Hexes for the Modern Age is the perfect book for anyone who wants to inflict modern-day revenge on all of the worst kinds of people."

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