“Behindfulness for Beginners: A Parody Guide to Letting Sh*t Go, Finding Inner Peace, and Staying Present” by Harry B. Hind

"What happens when you bring mindfulness into the bathroom? A whole crapload of inspiring, cleansing, and healing behindfulness, that’s what. Finally, holding onto your zen doesn’t have to end when you shut the bathroom door. Behindfulness for Beginners hilariously presents the first-ever mindfulness journal specifically designed for those all-important, but often ignored, five-, ten-, eh maybe, fifteen-minute silent sitting sessions that we all do each and every day (serenity willing). So drop trou, take your seat, and prepare to enter a world of peace, relaxation, positive reflection, and fascinating facts about this sacred act: The Lost Art of Turtle Breathing: Learn the practice of cleansing kami breathing on the john; a...>>

“Silver’s Spells: Magick for Love, Protection, and Abundance” by Silver RavenWolf (2018 single-volume edition)

"Silver RavenWolf's Complete Collection of Effective Spells Bestselling author Silver RavenWolf presents more than one hundred of her best spells and mixtures for love, protection, and abundance―all in one powerful, easy-to-use book. Open the door to personal wealth with spells for bringing prosperity into your life and invoking the elements for financial assistance. Deepen your relationships with spells for finding a new lover or reigniting passion with your spouse. Protect your home, career, and loved ones with spells for blocking sabotage and settling disputes. With Silver's Spells, you'll be more magical and successful in everything you do."...>>