“The New Testament of The Flying Spaghetti Monster; Dinner 2.0: The New and Improved Recipe!” by Violet Johnson

"The New Testament of The Flying Spaghetti Monster: Dinner 2.0 is the Holy Book of The Unitarian Church of Pasta. They are a breakaway sect of Pastafarianism that focuses on inclusion.

These words were spoken by His Noodliness to the prophet Violet Johnson, in hopes of clarifying His message. He hopes that all Pastafarians will consider reading the words set down here, and that even those who do not yet believe in our Divine Carbohydrate will try his tasty new recipe and find that it is delicious.

All glory to His Noodliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster, R’amen!"

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