“The Adventures of Malcolmist The Alchemist” by Malcolmist The Alchemist

"The Adventures of Malcolmist The Alchemist" by Malcolmist The Alchemist

"This book I hereby introduce
And hope youll put its words to use
Adventures mine, and thoughtful reflection
May give you readers an erection
To speak metaphoric of whats to come
As I increase your knowledge sum
A different mystic I have been
Than those who try to herd their men
And alchemy is transmutation
From reader boredom to elation"